Strains

Grease Monkey sounds messy, and honestly that is part of the appeal because the strain really does lean into a sweet-gas, body-heavy lane. What I Actually Think About Grease Monkey…

Slurricane is exactly the kind of modern indica-leaning hybrid that makes sense once you smell it: sweet, rich, and not remotely interested in helping with your to-do list.

Gary Payton is one of the strain names that instantly sounds overhyped until the first strong batch reminds you why it stuck. What I Notice About This One This is…

Cereal Milk is the kind of strain name that should be funny for a second and useful for the whole review. What I Notice About This One I keep coming…