Hey there, fellow wanderers of the weed. It’s Blaze Green here with your quintessential guide to turning those lazy Netflix sessions into something a little more groovy; welcome to the wonderful world of ‘Netflix and Chill’. As your stoner-in-chief, I’m here to give you the low down on the best strains of weed to pair with your favorite Netflix shows. So, without further ado, let’s do this.
Slide into those comfy pants, grab some munchies, and let’s roll into our first match-up, shall we?
Narcos – Apapulco Gold
Starting off with everyone’s favorite gangster saga, “Narcos”, and no better pairing than with Acapulco Gold. This Sativa-dominant strain reminds us of Pablo’s sunny Columbian roots, and it will keep you amped up as you navigate the violent world of drug cartels. Its cerebral rush will supercharge your senses while the sweet toffee notes offer a pleasant break from the show’s gripping intensity.
Are you ready to run with “Narcos: Mexico”? If so, don’t forget your Green Crack. As intense as this all sounds, the invigorating Sativa-dominant strain offers a mental buzz to navigate the tumultuous territory of Félix Gallardo’s drug empire.
Stranger Things – Pineapple Express
If you’re an ardent “Stranger Things” fan, then prepare to step into the Upside Down with some Pineapple Express. This popular hybrid breed offers balanced highs that does justice to the two worlds in the show. Sweet fruity flavors and an energetic high will make every twist and turn in Hawkins, Indiana feel even more thrilling.
Breaking Bad – White Walker Kush
Next up is the grippingly ruthless world of “Breaking Bad”. For this intense ride, White Walker Kush is your best friend. This smooth-hitting Indica-dominant strain settles you into a relaxed state, perfect to absorb the complex morality of Walter White’s journey. It provides a long-lasting relaxation stage, ideal for those lengthy binge sessions.
The OA – Alien OG
If you’re more into the philosophical and mind-bending narratives of “The OA,” then it’s time to spark up some Alien OG. This trippy hybrid is strong enough to keep up with the series’ multiverse spectrum and brings a delightful cerebral buzz, perfect to get your mind in the right place for a transcendental experience.
BoJack Horseman – Amnesia Haze
For our comedy enthusiasts binge-watching “BoJack Horseman”, try balancing the show’s slapstick humor and heart-rending emotions with the euphoric effects of Amnesia Haze. This Sativa-dominant strain boasts a buzzy, energetic high that’ll amplify the laughs and lighten the lows.
Black Mirror – Cherry Pie
And for those binging the twisted world of “Black Mirror”, Cherry Pie adds a bit of sweetness to the dystopian ride. This Indica-dominant strain can help take the edge off the dark and satirical episodes.
The Witcher – Northern Lights
Up next, we’ve got “The Witcher,” and who better to accompany Geralt than Northern Lights? This famed Indica strain will leave you as relaxed and mellow as our favorite stoic witcher while the piney flavor will remind you of the vast forests of Temeria.
The Crown – Jack Herer
For fans of “The Crown,” perk up your royal highness with some premium Jack Herer. As a Sativa-dominant strain, it is sure to keep you alert and focused, providing a cerebral experience that’s perfect for following every political and royal maneuver.
Money Heist – Skunk #1
Those immersing themselves in the surreal happenings of “Money Heist” might find Skunk #1 to be a worthy partner. Providing a balanced hybrid high, this strain will keep you calm and collected during heist scenes, while its uplifting effects complement the show’s clever plot developments.
Tidying Up with Marie Kondo – Blue Dream
Looking to declutter with “Tidying Up with Marie Kondo?” Try some Blue Dream to invite a calming clarity into your space. This balanced hybrid encourages relaxation that’s perfect for following the KonMari method.
Queer Eye – Girl Scout Cookies
Or you could kick back with “Queer Eye” and Girl Scout Cookies – a sweet, euphoric hybrid. It’s the perfect blend of laughter and heartfelt personal revamps, just like the sass-filled, tearjerking series itself.
Let’s spark up some more Netflix ‘n’ Chill weed pairings:
The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina – Purple Witch
For our supernatural series fans, let’s add some magic to “The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina” with Purple Witch. This magical Indica-dominant strain will help you relax into the occult ambiance of the beloved series without losing touch with the mortal world.
Better Call Saul – Tangie
And then there’s “Better Call Saul.” For this nuanced legal drama, why not try some Tangie? The uplifting Sativa-dominant strain with a citrus aroma invigorates your cerebral bells, sharpening your senses for the clever nuances of Jimmy McGill’s legal escapades.
Ozark – Bubba Kush
If you’re diving into the intense and gripping world of “Ozark,” you’ll want a calming partner like Bubba Kush. This powerful Indica strain will help you relax amidst the high stakes money laundering and cartel maneuvers.
Friends – OG Kush
Fan of “Friends”? This one’s a classic, so it demands a classic – good ‘ole OG Kush. Like Central Perk’s legendary coffee, this hybrid strain is known worldwide. Its balanced high is perfect for the rom-com ups and downs of Ross, Rachel, and the rest of the gang.
Altered Carbon – Skywalker OG
And lastly, hit up “Altered Carbon” with some Skywalker OG. This potent Indica will send you into another universe (or at least help you keep up with the multi-layered storyline).
More Netflix ‘n Chill pairings. So sit back, light up, and let’s dive right in!
End of the F***ing World – Super Silver Haze
For those of you enchanted by “The End of The F***ing World,” try some Super Silver Haze. This Sativa-dominant strain’s uplifting effects go hand-in-hand with the rollercoaster journey through adolescent love and rebellion.
Sex Education – Strawberry Cough
If you’re venturing into the stylish, chaotic world of “Sex Education”, Strawberry Cough is your companion. Just like the juicy gossip that floods Moordale High, this Sativa strain is full of sweet, fruity flavors that bring an enjoyable sociable high.
The Office – Cheese
Going old school with “The Office”? Balance out the awkward laughs and cringe moments with some classic Cheese. This Indica-dominant strain offers a sense of relaxation and well-being, perfect for when Michael Scott gets too unbearable.
Love is Blind – Wedding Cake
For fans of “Love is Blind,” try some Wedding Cake. This dessert-like hybrid not only matches the romantic theme, but its blissful effects might help you to digest some of the show’s shockingly awkward moments.
The Queen’s Gambit – Brainstorm Haze
How about those digging into “The Queen’s Gambit”? To keep up with Beth’s strategic prowess, you’ll need the cerebral high of Brainstorm Haze. This Sativa-dominant strain will stimulate your brain and enhance focus, perfect for the mind games of competitive chess.
How to Get Away With Murder – Critical Mass
Following the intense legal drama of “How To Get Away With Murder”? For this thrilling rollercoaster, arm yourself with some potent Critical Mass. This Indica-dominant strain will deliver a heavy-bodied high, buffering the suspense and keeping you calm throughout the plot twists.
So, as you can see, no matter the journey Netflix takes you on, there is always a strain that can ride shotgun. Keep chilling, keep blazing, and remember to enjoy responsibly. And as I always say, don’t just get lifted, get gifted.
And that’s all for now, my green-loving companions! The beauty of weed is how it can elevate even the simplest experiences, turning your Netflix ‘n Chill into something straight out of Hollywood. Until next time, remember – when it comes to enjoying the green, never go mean. Blaze on!