Hello, soon-to-be-newlyweds and wedded bliss dreamers! Blaze Green here, with your guide to incorporating Mary Jane into your big day. Today, we’re going through strains specifically chosen to keep you calm, keep you focused, enhance the joy, and add an extra dash of pizzazz to your festivities. But before we dive in, let’s rewind to that beautiful summer when my best bud – literally, and figuratively – tied the knot.
His partner and he were hosting a small, intimate wedding in a countryside vineyard. The weather was gorgeous, the scenery was straight out of a romance novel, and everyone was on edge – especially the groom. Realizing the usual pre-wedding whisky wasn’t doing the trick to calm his racing nerves, I handed him a little wedding present – a pre-rolled joint of Wedding Cake.
Named aptly for such an occasion, this indica-dominant hybrid strain gracefully mellows you out while injecting joy into every fiber of your being. One puff, two puff, and I observed a transformation. A smile replaced the nervous frown, and his rigid posture softened. He laughed, appreciating the irony of smoking Wedding Cake on his wedding day, extinguished the joint, and walked down the wine-aisle to wed his beloved.
Now that got me thinking, why not match strains to wedding-day needs?
First in line, we have Green Crack. Hear me out before you judge the name! This uplifting, sativa-dominant strain is the perfect way to kick-start your big day. It helps keep fatigue at bay and adds a pleasant buzz of energy without any paranoia-inducing effects.
Harlequin steps in next. With its high CBD content, this balanced hybrid is a great choice for those “deer in the headlights” moments. It’ll keep your mind clear and your heart calm when it’s time to say “I do.”
For the reception, where you’ll be running on excitement and adrenaline, turn to Pineapple Express. It’s got energy to keep you pepped, and it’s enough to let loose, have fun, and enjoy your day to the fullest. Plus, its tropical flavors can add a sweet twist to your reception.
Finally, nothing says romantic nightcap like a joint filled with Granddaddy Purple. This potent indica strain could work wonders to cap off your unforgettable day. It offers full-bodied relaxation, which will undoubtedly come handy after the whirlwind of a wedding day.
There you have it – my top strains to say ‘I do’ to, on your special day! Just remember, everyone’s reaction to cannabis is very individual, so make sure to test out these strains beforehand. Your wedding day is a highlight reel of unforgettable moments. Adding a little green to the mix could just make everything that much brighter. Here’s to love, laughter, happily ever after, and staying lifted amidst it all. Blaze on, lovebirds!
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