Greetings, adventurers! Blaze Green here, coming at you with another fun exploration through the wild world of cannabis. Today, we’re diving into a topic that I’m sure many of you have pondered during a late-night smoke sesh: the glorious pairing of fast food and weed.
Whether it’s a burger so juicy it drips down your hand, or fries so perfectly crispy you can’t help but reach for more, there’s something satisfyingly decadent about fast food. And when you’ve got the munchies? Forget about it.
So, without further ado, here are the best fast food and weed pairings for when those cravings hit.
- McDonald’s and Pineapple Express: When you’re indulging in a classic Big Mac or a handful of McDonald’s signature fries, pair it with Pineapple Express. This strain offers a happy, uplifting high that complements the comforting familiarity of McDonald’s.
- Taco Bell and Blue Dream: Blue Dream offers a balanced, calming high that can help you fully enjoy your crunch wrap supreme or cheesy gordita crunch. Plus, Blue Dream is known to cause munchies, making it a perfect companion for Taco Bell’s extensive menu.
- In-N-Out and Girl Scout Cookies (GSC): The euphoric effects of GSC are a perfect match for a Double-Double animal style from In-N-Out. This pairing is all about celebrating California classics.
- KFC and Alaskan Thunder F*ck: If you’re about to tuck into some crispy Kentucky Fried Chicken, consider pairing it with Alaskan Thunder F*ck. This potent strain can enhance the sensory experience, making each bite of your fried chicken even more delightful.
- Popeyes and Lemon Haze: The zesty citrus flavors of Lemon Haze pair perfectly with the savory spices of Popeyes’ fried chicken. This sativa-dominant strain will stimulate your senses and uplift your mood, turning a simple meal into a joyful experience.
- Chick-fil-A and Green Crack: For a balanced meal of a Chick-fil-A sandwich, waffle fries, and a diet lemonade, reach for Green Crack. This sativa strain provides an invigorating mental buzz that’s perfect for those lazy Sunday afternoons – but remember, not on a Sunday.
- Subway and Sour Diesel: If you’re opting for a healthier fast food choice with a Subway sandwich, pair it with Sour Diesel. The energetic, euphoric effects from this potent strain will complement any Subway Club or Veggie Delite.
Remember, folks, cannabis affects everyone differently, so start slow, and adjust as necessary. Whether you’re a fan of burgers, tacos, or fried chicken, there’s a cannabis strain out there to complement your fast food feast. So next time the munchies hit, don’t just satiate your hunger, elevate it. Until next time, stay high, and stay hungry!
High Munchies: Best Fast Food When You’re Stoned
There’s something about the marriage of cannabis and quick bites that feels oh so right, especially when the munchies hit. So without further ado, let’s dive into the best fast food to eat while high.
- Taco Bell: With its eclectic menu and late-night hours, Taco Bell is a stoner’s paradise. Their crunch wrap supreme or a cheesy gordita crunch are particularly satisfying when you’re riding a high.
- McDonald’s: Nothing beats the classic comfort of a McDonald’s Big Mac or their signature fries. Paired with a caramel sundae or apple pie, you’ve got yourself a high-worthy meal.
- In-N-Out: If you’re on the west coast, In-N-Out is a must. Their Double-Double, Animal Style, coupled with a side of Animal Style fries, is a mouthwatering feast sure to satisfy your heightened taste buds.
- Pizza Hut: Munchies and pizza go hand in hand, and Pizza Hut delivers with its cheesy, doughy goodness. Their stuffed crust pizza is a particular crowd-pleaser.
- KFC: Fried chicken is a comfort food classic, and KFC knows how to do it right. The crispy skin, juicy meat, and a side of mashed potatoes and gravy make for a great high meal.
- Five Guys: With their customizable burgers and fries cooked in peanut oil, Five Guys takes the humble burger to a new level. Don’t forget to add a milkshake to your order for that sweet touch.
- Wendy’s: Known for their square burgers, Wendy’s also offers a range of satisfying options, including baked potatoes, chilli, and their famous Frosty dessert.
- Subway: For a healthier fast food choice, Subway has got you covered. Load up a footlong with all your favorite toppings and don’t forget to grab a cookie on your way out.
Remember, everyone’s munchie cravings are different, and what sounds fantastic to one person might not to another. It’s all about finding your personal perfect pairing! Until next time, remember to enjoy responsibly and as always, stay green!